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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

lovecanleavetheroom:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.


Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

I KNEW IT.

I FUCKING KNEW IT

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW :’D

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